Once upon a time, there was a dream. A dream of having an online presence. A dream of having an adequately useful website for people looking for information about my book and/or me.
My book is not yet released, it comes out September 1st, 2015, but I am being proactive. Because all the cool kids do it.
And now, we enter third person:
Luchia Dertien is a 27-year-old white cis female living in the United States. She desperately wants to be petting a dog right now. Writing genuinely is her passion, which she has been doing since the age of 3. Her first written work is titled “Castle Castle” and is generally considered to be the greatest piece of literature she’s ever produced. In middle school, she wrote a story called “Death By Mud,” which is her second best piece of literature. “Gnomon” is usually ranked somewhere near 13th.