Hello, World!

The undoubted best-selling success and eventual movie adaptation of my book must be helped along by having actual information on the internet for those who may be seeking it out. Therefore, I have created Luchia Dertien’s Very Official Website, which undoubtedly will bring true joy to thousands upon thousands of people desperate for the answers to the truly big questions: Who is this person? What do they write? Where can I buy it? How much does it cost? Why not buy two?

But here’s the most important part of this post: I wish you the most wonderful things in life, dear visitor! May your bookshelf be full of your favorite things, and your library or local bookstore provide even more of them.

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